infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end
The fact that Thanos was so sure that Loki would choose his brother over the stone it’s fucking me up. Because Thanos always saw through him then, even when he sent him to NY, even when Thor and everyone else doubted Loki’s feelings. Thanos could have simply killed Thor and then Loki, but he purposely made him choose, because he knew Loki’s greatest lie was his hatred towards his brother.
in infinity war loki survives and stays with thor but he’s just a snake the entire time just draped across thor’s shoulders and when they come to earth everyone is like hey thor cool snake how’d you get a snake in space and thor is like thanks it’s my brother
the avengers: wheres thor
thor, walking in after losing absolutely everything except his shitheel sibling:
