Watching: Jessica Jones S2
Reading: Sabriel
Writing: Cap BigBang 2018
My favorite moment in any comic ever is when Bruce explained to Tony why he’s smarter than him and Tony had to go to the bathroom and cry and look in the mirror and tell himself “at least you’re rich”
WE’RE NOT A TEAM, WE’RE A TIME BOMB
It’s a forgone conclusion. Bruce and Tony are Science bros
ok but that first gif
can we talk about how messed up bruce’s equilibrium probably is?
canonically, the hulk is about 8′6″. bruce is only 5′9″ in comparison, which means that he increases three feet in height when he transforms.
imagine him waking up after a transformation and worrying about how’s he’s going to leave his room without breaking his doorway.
imagine him taking hours, if not at least a day, to regain his balance.
imagine him trying to compress himself as much as he can under entryways.
imagine bruce banner never truly being sure of how much space he actually takes up.
STEVE’S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND.
If there was ever a “Jesus, give me strength” face
But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, wounded screams. Mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and… gout.
science bros in a nutshell
That’s it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?